Bad Valentines Ideas
OddballIn case you are looking for a way to screw up Valentines Day, Amazon has released a list of Bad Valentines Ideas. There is some really funny stuff on there, including a couple of my favorites... how about the book "You on a Diet", or perhaps they would like some lighter reading such as "All About Scabs". Maybe they can read it while they are on their Eliptical Trainer. Of course they may not have time for the treadmill considering they will be busy with their Fresh Whole Rabbit.
See the whole list here.
Message to the cleaning crew
OddballLast night I made the mistake of leaving a $75 Target gift card sitting on my desk at the office. For a little insight, my desk is tucked behind a corner and you have to be snooping to even see what I have out. Nobody has any business going through the crap on the surface of my desk. As you can guess, I came in at 7am this morning to find that it had magically walked away. I always like to give credit where credit is due, so I am leaving the following thank you note on my desk tonight....
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